I just asked a friend If he’d like to go to the movies with me. I had just seen a status update on Facebook where he said “One of my friends should invite me out to see a movie”. So of course I took the initiative to send him a text and ask him if he wanted to see the new Ghibli film. He then responded with “I’m not in the mood to hang out, to be honest”. So I responded with “LOL ok”. Then he proceeded to text me with ” Don’t take it personally” “you’re just too much to handle” ” You’re obnoxious” I can’t tolerate your mannerism’s”. To top it all off with ” “It’s not you, It’s me I have issues, don’t take it personally”. I don’t know if he felt bad after all that but then I got ” Don’t listen to me though I mean people obviously like you, you’re a swell guy, who’s giving and loving”  All this as if I just asked him to be my boyfriend….AS IF.